'Fucking' Hey Here is Some Movie stuff

Okay, 'cunts'. Let's see what you can do now. Come on
Kick-ass walking down the hall towards a large goon guarding the doorway to the flat, and he sees Kick-Ass in costume and asks, "What the 'fuck' are you supposed to be, The Green Condom?" and suggesting that Halloween isn't for a few months. He tells the guard that he's a friend of Katie's and that seems to be enough to get him in the door where he's faced with a bunch of dangerous-looking dudes, a couple playing video games. He nervously asks which one of them is Razul, but no one answers, they just look at him in his costume. Some skank in a red dress declares, "I'm Razul... can't you tell by my big titties?" which she pushes together, but in fact, Razul is the even uglier and angrier looking guy sitting on the couch behind her, who asks what he wants. Kick-Ass says he has a message for Razul from Katie and when he realizes the big guy is Razul, he tells him to stay away from Katie because it's over between them. "So if you just leave her alone, everything will be fine." He can't believe this little punk is talking to him like that, and he asks what this is and Dave declares, "I'm Kick-Ass, look me up... and this is me giving you a message, leave Katie alone." At which point, the other two guys in the room stand up and approach him, and Razul asks "Or what?" but Kick-Ass is now obviously scared yet he continues his threats and then Razul pulls out a giant knife, grabs him and says, "You're so fucking dead." Kick-Ass then hits Razul in the head with a Tazer which knocks him down but the two goons grab his arms, and pretty soon, Razul has recovered and is back up and upon him, but then a sword plunges through his chest and he falls over to reveal our first look at Mindy (Chloe) as Hit Girl complete with purple wig, and she says, "Okay, 'cunts'. Let's see what you can do now. Come on." And then we see a great full sequence of Hit Girl in action, doing some impressive martial arts swordplay akin to the famous scene in "Kill Bill" (it seemed to be set to the tune of the "Banana Splitz" theme) with limbs being chopped off and her jumping around avoiding their knives and chains. One guy pulls out a switchblade and she says, "Hey, I've got one of those" and she pulls out a similar knife and does some fancy moves before throwing it through the guy's head. The skank we saw earlier is the only one left in the room and she grabs a bottle and smashes it to go after Hit Girl who says "So you want to play" but the 'skank' instead runs towards the door to the flat and then we see the other side where the guard was sitting and two bloody swords jut through from the other side, killing the woman.

Hit Girl stands over Kick-Ass she says "the mayor has a signal he shines in the sky "in the shape of a giant 'cock'," obviously referring to Kick-Ass being a complete 'Dick' (she sounds like my kinda girl)

remember people this is only a movie so don't be fucking silly by emulating what you see in the movie..dig comprehend