Kick Ass Clips

Kick Ass Clips (warning may be unsuitable for young children these are R rating clips in the UK these are equivalent to either 15 or 18 rating)

KICK-ASS TRAILER

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Warning this blog has adult themes and may or will be unsuitable for young children!

"Okay 'C*NTS' let's see what you can do"

Okay, 'c*nts'. Let's see what you can do now. Come on 

Kick-ass walking down the hall towards a large goon guarding the doorway to the flat, and he sees Kick-Ass in costume and asks, "What the 'f*ck' are you supposed to be, The Green Condom?" and suggesting that Halloween isn't for a few months. He tells the guard that he's a friend of Katie's and that seems to be enough to get him in the door where he's faced with a bunch of dangerous-looking dudes, a couple playing video games. He nervously asks which one of them is Razul, but no one answers, they just look at him in his costume. Some skank in a red dress declares, "I'm Razul... can't you tell by my big titties?" which she pushes together, but in fact, Razul is the even uglier and angrier looking guy sitting on the couch behind her, who asks what he wants. Kick-Ass says he has a message for Razul from Katie and when he realizes the big guy is Razul, he tells him to stay away from Katie because it's over between them. "So if you just leave her alone, everything will be fine." He can't believe this little punk is talking to him like that, and he asks what this is and Dave declares, "I'm Kick-Ass, look me up... and this is me giving you a message, leave Katie alone." At which point, the other two guys in the room stand up and approach him, and Razul asks "Or what?" but Kick-Ass is now obviously scared yet he continues his threats and then Razul pulls out a giant knife, grabs him and says, "You're so fucking dead." Kick-Ass then hits Razul in the head with a Tazer which knocks him down but the two goons grab his arms, and pretty soon, Razul has recovered and is back up and upon him, but then a sword plunges through his chest and he falls over to reveal our first look at Mindy (Chloe) as Hit Girl complete with purple wig, and she says, "Okay, 'c*nts'. Let's see what you can do now. Come on." And then we see a great full sequence of Hit Girl in action, doing some impressive martial arts swordplay akin to the famous scene in "Kill Bill" (it seemed to be set to the tune of the "Banana Splitz" theme) with limbs being chopped off and her jumping around avoiding their knives and chains. One guy pulls out a switchblade and she says, "Hey, I've got one of those" and she pulls out a similar knife and does some fancy moves before throwing it through the guy's head. The skank we saw earlier is the only one left in the room and she grabs a bottle and smashes it to go after Hit Girl who says "So you want to play" but the 'skank' instead runs towards the door to the flat and then we see the other side where the guard was sitting and two bloody swords jut through from the other side, killing the woman. 

Hit Girl stands over Kick-Ass she says  "the mayor has a signal he shines in the sky "in the shape of a giant 'cock'," obviously referring to Kick-Ass being a complete 'f*ck**g d*ck'

Kick Ass is released April 16, 2010

 

About Me

My name is helen myers i am from northampton in the UK i began taekwando at the age of 4 my mom wasn't happy about but my dad was all for me going i soon got into it and i learn't pretty quickly dont believe stories you hear like "oh its easy i got my black belt in 6 months" those people are probably pulling your chain i have reached 3rd poom black belt i am under 15. My dad who is ex forces helps me with keep fit IE: i go jogging with him and swimming also a bit of weight training i have been working on some kick boxing skills. My favorite actors are jackie chan, jet li, bruce lee anything martial arts. My favorites actress is Chloe Grace Moretz i watched some clips of her in kick ass recently they were shown at comic con and somehow they managed to get onto the internet, chloe and her brother trevor recently made another vlog and they mention this. For her role as hit girl chloe had martial arts training i am impressed with her in the clips she has picked it up quite well okay i have got chloe and trevors latest vlog.you can view it at this blog or at my fansite http://www.myspace.com/chloe_moretz_fansite 
oh and not forgetting go to http://twitter.com/Hit_Girl 
that is my twitter its me okay that is my name Hit_Girl  
okay chloe's official website has now got a live chat room you can sign up by going to

http://www.chloemoretz.com/chat
also chloe has a twitter 
http://www.twitter.com/tinypinkpoodle


at the moment i'm not allowed personally to sign up for chat rooms even though it is on chloe's website

My favorite actress in the world

Chloe Grace Moretz 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Red Mist & Kick Ass Wallpaper

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Okay an introduction to New Cassettes these guy's are from Northampton in the UK where i am from and they are awesome

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Cassettes










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